Ashlee blabs about stuff


I'm Ashlee, a newly single 24 year old Culinary school grad with a crazy job and lots of thoughts. Enjoy my randomness!!

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Tomorrow’s my birthday….

And I honestly never thought I’d live to see 25. Its a miracle I’m still here.

Feeling a bit down lately. I’d really appreciate some love.

I hope I see 26.

Tagged: birthdayshouldn't I be. excited?

Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else. But just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.

The Winter of the Air (via frostlings)

All of this. 

Source: kalynroseanne

Saw my ex this weekend…

They’re happy,  I’m happy, the world is happy.  :-)  I’m glad we can be friends again, and just get back to being our silly, nerdy selves.  I never believed people when they said that things get better, and that you can move on after a heartbreak.  Turns out they were right.  :) 

Tagged: ex'slove and loss

Anonymous asked: did you do spring cleaning that you had all your toys in the sink?

Well, happy anon, I’m glad you asked!  I like to give them a good scrub’n’boil every once in a while.  Good for you and good for your toys!  Also yes, I’ve been going through a bunch of old stuff, and been in a cleaning mood for the past week or so. :-P

I have a sink full of dicks…..no, seriously…yay pretty colors!

I have a sink full of dicks…..no, seriously…yay pretty colors!

Tagged: dildosdildoes?dildi?what's the plural on that?safe sex

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cayminquinn:

harrypotterfacebookconvos:

#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird

tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome

Reblogging for the caption.

Source: depplyhallows

kinda scared…

TW:  Gynos, medical shit

So I have my first gyno appointment today, and I’m kinda freaking out.  Last time I tried to go, I ended up taking 4 Ativan, and still had a panic attack in the office.  I’m not as worried this time around, just cause I want to get it the hell over with.  It sounds stupid, but I’m mostly worried that she’s going to scare me into never wanting to have sex again.  I’m already paranoid enough as it is. 

If you guys could send me some “Be Brave!!” well-wishes, or things I should expect at my appointment, they would be most appreciated.  Thanks much!

Tagged: anxietydoctorsgyno examsex

my dad is such a lovely person....

  • Me: Hey dad, can we listen to something other than country music?
  • Dad: No, you are a guest in my home.
  • Me: But my ears are bleeding.
  • Dad: Well fine, you're a guest with bleeding ears. Don't get that shit on the carpet.

Tagged: dadsgotta love him

Redefining Body Image: Fat-bashing in the media & adverts →

redefiningbodyimage:

Saw an advertisement recently for Slimfull meal replacement bars. It was pretty typical, a chick talking about what a drag dieting is and how great Slimfull is because it suppresses your appetite blah blah blah…The commercial itself I didn’t mind until the end when this chick read the slogan:…

THANK YOU FOR THIS!!!  I see that commercial every damn day, and it is so fucking ridiculous.  

If you haven’t seen it, please do.  We need to get this off the air.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n29xG-CkIRw

Tagged: TW: Fat bashing

Oh my sweet infinate Jeebus…

Oh my sweet infinate Jeebus…

Source: weheartit.com